He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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