you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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