To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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