I wanna bring you to show and tell
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I forget how to act sober
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