One girl and one boy is just not enough.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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