So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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