I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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