I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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