TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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