in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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