man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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