You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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