all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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