She is in my trunk
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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