shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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