She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I've blown a few things in my day
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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