One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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