This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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