Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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