she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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