I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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