I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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