She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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