physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
