we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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