Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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