Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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