I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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