I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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