I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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