some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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