yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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