Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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