We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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