I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
420 ftw
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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