problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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