Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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