guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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