It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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