what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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