Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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