Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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