You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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