Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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