I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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