ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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