: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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