I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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