she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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