She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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