Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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