420 ftw
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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