erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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