we're blogging at a bar
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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