I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Panties = found
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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