i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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