I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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