Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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