would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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